the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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