Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Just high enough for therapy.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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