and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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