Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
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She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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