he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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