She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
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I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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