with your own penis?
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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