You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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