The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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