Where did you get a picture of my penis
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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