I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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