Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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