Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
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Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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