dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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