Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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