david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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