so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
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