i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
ugly people sure do ruin things
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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