these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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