You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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