god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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