i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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