Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Come share oat with me in your robe
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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