I wish I could punch you in the face.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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