you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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