The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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