I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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