Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
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yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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