So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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