when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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