You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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