Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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