Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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