5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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