the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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