How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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