I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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