he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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