...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
worst night to have a conscience
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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