Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
She needs sedatives and a leash
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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