That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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