I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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