So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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