Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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