I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He? As in you personified your dick?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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