Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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