She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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