you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
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On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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