i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I need to stop coming to work sober
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
It's just like the Real World with babies
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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