ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i think my tv is drunk
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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