I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
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He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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