just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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