if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
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