RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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