So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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