its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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